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Great, so Stephen thinks I am losing my mind, when in ACTUAL fact, I am being outwitted and outplayed by a chicken.

There I was, sitting at my desk at home, catching up on some much-needed work in between renovations and parenting duties, when Itchy, my stupid male chicken, decided to pay me a visit. (Let’s just say that what began as rather “cute” visits inside the house have now become rather tiresome, as I spend at least half an hour a day chasing him out of various rooms.)